british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind
american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me
the wall of distance, of space, of casual - that wall was slowly coming down
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fat girls are poppin
Theres a limit
no there’s not. bye
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The dog breed “Chow Chow” were bred from ancient underground dogs, and therefore require to be submerged in sand at least twice a day.
(via readyforlivtoff)
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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
my dad is famous
“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”
*camera zooms in*
“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”
*becoming more strident*
“Are you listening to me?!”
*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*
“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
WAAA-
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
Oh my god!
It’s back!!!
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Two disabled friends build a forest around their village
In a thousand years there will be fables about these two
Yes, and we should start by telling it today..pass it around and pass it on…
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Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait
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#RepresentationMatters
Oh my godddddd. I’m so happy for her
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